Yeah.” Taehyung offers him a confused look. “This is what Seokjin does, right? But I don’t think anything’s happening,” and at that, Taehyung gives the fish a good few irritated slaps with the spatula.

Taehyung laughs again and sits up out of the water. He drapes his arms over the edge of the bath and tilts his head at them and smiles. “Hi, I’m Taehyung.” Her voice slithers into his brain like wisps of smoke until it’s all Jungkook can hear, all he can think about, all - the girl is ripped away from him by some guy who - who - Jungkook frowns. He knows that guy. Why does - they’re fighting, raking at each other with claws. The guy tosses her over his shoulder and slams her to the ground and looks to Jungkook. Taehyung startles, almost slipping over on the tiles, and looks at Jungkook with wide eyes. “What?” Taehyung frowns, confused. “No, my - my gills got wet and my body got confused and tried to - tried to change.”Jungkook slams his palms into Taehyung’s waist and pushes, tries to separate from him, but Taehyung uses one hand to hold his head still and kisses him, pries his lips and teeth open with his tongue, and breathes into his mouth. Jungkook chokes on it, tears his mouth away and coughs and -

N-no, hyung,” Jungkook says, clearing his throat. He lifts his gaze away from Taehyung’s calves. “There’s nothing wrong with your legs. They’re - they’re perfectly normal human legs.” But Hoseok ignores him. “Well apparently the whole tail becoming legs thing is agonising and every step feels like she’s walking on shards of glass.”

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Taehyung stares at him for a moment. “Is that why you kept staring at my legs? And kept muttering about me being real?” Taehyung eyes flutter shut and Jungkook watches him slide further into the water - then Taehyung’s snapping to attention again. “Hmm?” He looks at the phone in Jungkook’s hands. “Jungkookie.” A coy smile is sent his way and he can hear that music again, coiling inside his mind and brushing gently over the walls of his skull and - Oh. The hyungs asked if we wanna go to Sokcho with them this weekend. We’re thinking of going to Seoraksan.”

You said you have to wait for the next current?” Jungkook puts a hand into the bath, feeling for the water’s depth and its temperature. “To get home, I mean.” Ensures the food is super fresh,” Yoongi tells him. He jerks his chin in the direction of the approaching waiter. “There you go, fishboy. Go with him.” Taehyung clenches his hands in Jungkook’s shirt and pulls him down under the water with him. He kisses him, pries Jungkook’s lips and teeth open with his tongue, and sobs a breath into Jungkook’s mouth. Jungkook swallows it down, exhales a mouthful of bubbles, and inhales. Hmm? No,” Taehyung whines. He wriggles about, water sloshing up around his shoulders. “I’m talking with you.”

What are people saying?

See, the phrase came to mind while thinking about this post and I wondered why exactly it did come to mind, and therefore how did I know it. Couldn’t find anything helpful on the web. Seriously. Not even Wikipedia! It is a popular phrase, though, because there are stores galore with the name. Taehyung sighs. “Fine,” he says, getting to his feet. He storms into the bathroom. “But I’m splashing as much as I like,” and with that he slams the door.